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The Celebrity Killing Korner
Welcome to the celebrity Killing Korner where each week
a guest celebrity will come on and tell us who they would like to
kill and why. Today's celebrity is prisoner number 6373289,
none other then Dr Harold Shipman.
"Hello there. Its me Harold Shipman, everyone's
favourite serial killing physician. The people I would like to kill
are daytime televisions obnoxious couple Richard and Judy, and this
is how I would kill them....
Firstly I would get a rabid llama to attack Judy while I
tear of Richards eyes with a potato peeler. After
he is numb with shock I would get my trusty syringe out, fill it
with bleach and pump the liquid into his retina. While he contorts
in pain on the floor I will Kick Judy to death wearing nothing but a
deep sea diver costume.
I will then severally kick the blinded Richard in the
stomach till consciousness is lost, followed by setting 100's of
killer wasps through a tube down his throat so they can consume his
bloody stomach pulp from the inside...nice"
DEAD
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