All about: SPACE

In space they may not hear you scream, but scientists say they could hear you belch after consuming a gallon of ribena If you stacked up all the stars in the galaxy, Brian Blessed would hemorrhage at the thought of climbing them If you showed an episode of "Crossroads" to an alien he would look at you strangely before probing you with a tuna steak. Thats because the word crossroad in native martian is - "I do like to have inserted in my body cavities small fish like blocks of meat" The universe is so big there's bound to be a planet made of dog hair If the moon was made of cheese would it taste like cheddar? Scientists agree it would. Before space was invented people used to think a giant squid sprayed ink at night in the sky. Only this decade have we come to understand that this is actually wrong During the Abingdon annual space talks enough crisps were eaten to fit exactly into a blue whales eyelid Not many know but the monkey that was sent to space was actually a overly hairy dwarf called Brian. He then went on to star in several B Movies about family lawyers It is rumoured that Patrick Moore will present a special end of the world "sky at night" live from a concrete bunker in Tunisia The speed of Hale Bop comet was recorded by a police man and speed gun blasted into space The Sun is actually the gathering of screams from dying goldfish collected and compressed into a ball of fishy heat. Its true. The pink penguin told me.. If you took the planet Venus apart inside would be a small old woman knitting jumpers out of cat hair The west country space program consists of a strange homeless man and a big bearded ex wrestler dancing in circles to the sound of tubular bells Before electricity it took 15863 crickets to power a rocket capable of reaching the moon The universe is expanded so much McDonalds are setting up space McDonalds to compete with the growing market